Peter: In Memoriam

Oh, how a terrible fate has befallen us here at Quark. It is with great sadness that I report to you now that one of Quark has fallen.

Oh Peter how ye have been brutally taken away by the horrors of life, otherwise known as work. Ye were a fine man and truly a hard worker. Thine somewhat perverted comments and clumsiness have often been the source of a good laugh and we shalt truly miss ye. Ye have now taken on a new direction in life and we can only hope that this might suit ye better. I think what I be trying to tell ye is the following:

Stay in touch.

-   Robert